lolly pop

What? 

Some bitch stole all my makeup. Or guy, I don’t know. Who the fuck steals makeup? And why the fuck is it all happening to me lately?

Maybe.

I’m very confused.

Of course, I am.

You are..?

Only if you are offering food.

I’m offering you me.

No need to deny that accusation.

Come on, back to the room.

Fun suckerrrr.

Drunk little shit.

I don’t know how I don’t have girls falling all over me.

Because you have Nikki. That’s why.

Good grief.

It will be okay, it will be fine.

You’re weird, you know that? You turn from being an ass to saying everything will be okay. I fucking miss you, Chris, it’s almost torturous that I haven’t seen you since I moved my shit to Todd’s.

Usually, but no. Did anything get stolen?

I don’t know. My mom’s in South Dakota and won’t return for another week, the police can’t do anything more, my friends aren’t there because I have almost none where I live and I don’t wanna go back there right now. So I don’t know.

Are you hurt?

No, Chris. My apartment back home, are you high?

Are you ever?

My apartment got broken into, so if you’re gonna be like this then you can go.

Mmmm, how’s life at Todd’s?

Don’t you dare act like a total ass right now, Christian. I’m not in the mood.

Crappy timing.

Whatever.

Around.

Crap answer.