The Pot Scene For The Win

sometimes when you are wondering “what lesson am I meant to learn from this person in my life?” the answer is that you are supposed to devour their head like a praying mantis and be done w them

firm reminder that when youre hitting people in the face for horny reasons you need to need to need to make sure their mouth is fully shut. i dont care how hot slapping something out of someones mouth is, or slapping them to shut them up. if theyd like to keep using their jaw in the future you must make sure its shut first. this can be really hot too ofc for those with open hearts and minds

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

oh my god

what the FUCK????

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

In your 30s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.