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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

I AM SCREAMING OMFG

They finally learning to clapback!!!

How we all wanna respond to rude ass people at work

what do u have to tell me goat

adulthood is telling a friend you slept until 4pm on a Saturday and instead of high-fiving you, they say “oh my god are you okay??”

Feeding time!

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

when ur late to class and everyone is staring

bruh, you had like one job