Garbage and Pearls

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Crowley: Oh I haven’t bought petrol for the Bentley for 60 years because paying for things is undemonic Pollution: How dare you Crowley: Oh I’m going out for dinner. With this angel. I’m going to get pudding so he can have my share Famine: You little shit Crowley: *makes sure everyone at the paintball fight has miraculous escapes when the real guns come out* Death: This is just flirting Crowley: Yeah so this war between heaven and hell is causing problems with my marriage so I’m afraid I’m gonna have to, you know, shut that shit down War: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i cant believe im jealous

Why do I do this to myself and my players

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I MADE SUM

Cool i guess for you but how the fuck can you even begin to think that way, Id kill myself before being subjected to that shit and I mean that in the most literal, honest sense possible. I cant even begin to consider the thought process behind such an existence and I dont really wanna. Using the word “polyamory” it is an instant gauranteed deal breaker and IDGAF if that cuts off 75% of all females on Planet Earth, this is one hill I will bleed slowly to death on by myself if I must.