we’re all stories in the end

lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets

Ppl will be like “end the stigma around mental illness uwu” but still judge you if you’re unemployed or single or not completely self-sufficient or healthy or perfectly groomed or still live with parents and don’t see the hypocrisy in that whatsoever

funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that he is an infant, but he also tries to gaslight apollo by claiming that he doesn't even know what a cow is

when HANNIBAL LECTER said 'what we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others lives beyond us' that gave me irl therapy..............thank you king idk abt the murder and desecration tho

why is it SO incredibly sweet when a stranger smiles at u like. i don’t know you but here’s a piece of happiness in this crazy world. im giving u this smile because it’s all i have to offer, and i want to offer you something. you’ll forget my face, probably, but you’ll remember this, at least for the rest of the day, or the afternoon, or your lunch break. hope you had a good day. Hope the rest of it is better.

If i was hannibal and i got caught id just realy stand my ground about it all. Like im lithuanian its part of my culture. And whos gonna say shit. Nobody is from lithuania

i love you white rice i love you brown rice i love you yellow rice i love you black rice i love you jasmine rice i love you long grain rice i love you short grain rice i love you basmati rice i love you sticky rice