Slightly Confused Platypus

i know this is probably a horribly selfish and naive thing to wish for but i hope none of my friends ever get married and also that romantic attraction kinda sorta didn't exist. like don't get me wrong i want the people i love to be as happy as possible but at the same time... like yeah you could have a husband or wife with kids or whatever. but, and hear me out, what if we all lived in the same apartment complex/neighborhood and had dinner at each other's houses several times a week forever and ever and the only thing that matters is us

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.