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Opening tumblr after months and this is the first thing i see? Clearly tumblr is trying to keep me in fr this time

Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"

i (72f) took my "writing partner" (29f) on what was meant to be a vacation for just the two of us in hawaii but turned into a months-long stay in singapore where we were supposed to be working but also all day every day we've been lounging poolside together, getting couples massages, and have a standing dinner reservation for two at the fancy hotel restaurant and champagne bottle service at the rooftop bar every night. but suddenly she told me "i think we should go home" because she thinks that i'm "not happy here" and she's worried about me running away from my problems… AITA for telling her that actually I'M worried about HER because she's 29 and i'm her only friend and it's weird that she's not dating anyone and only spends time with me 24/7?

Is this what ya'll would call doomed yuri?

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

Hrmpf,,,,

You're really sweet and kind, I like the things you talk to me about. You're cute and I think your nice, but your not them so I'll never love you

Can someone please tell me how the fuck do I do the super long tags??? You know like those that are like "#i am so done like the other day I ate a chip #and then it transformed into my mother #and I realized I lived in evangelion" like I swear I have no idea how to tag shit like that please

I went into the "#how do I tag shit" tag to see if someone had answers and I found sanscest I'm gon kms

Can someone please tell me how the fuck do I do the super long tags??? You know like those that are like "#i am so done like the other day I ate a chip #and then it transformed into my mother #and I realized I lived in evangelion" like I swear I have no idea how to tag shit like that please

I went into the "#how do I tag shit" tag to see if someone had answers and I found sanscest I'm gon kms