what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours