Juniper Lee Is Better Than You.

50¢ says it’s a mining survey.

I wish it was rudy time all the time

I like the Slenderverse.

Push the first; someone will simp enough to make the second.

THE MELONS!

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

we need the big fat H O N K E R S

may we please have the knockers,,

Show us the chests.

Don’t panic, just keep an eye out for a talking fish

Holy shit is that the Titanic?

BAHAHAHA. Now seriously. The boobies.

Can I request boobies of Tifa Lockhart?

THE MELONS!

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

I’mma plot-stop this. We want humanoid mammary glands.

What’s your least-favorite? And any ones with Tingle don’t count.

Add a Cowboy hat.

Air horses? Mr. P. M. Seymour, do you mayhaps mean pegasi? Or do you mean simply a flying, living alternative to horses in general? Because either way, you have our (singular) attention, sir, as you have accidentally summoned someone who thinks about horses and especially pegasi quite a lot, that being us, of course.

Pegasi are cool, though.

Basic. Cringe. Ratio.

Wholesome!

Neat.

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

“Who would it be? If it is the Parkers’, I’ll take care of them posthaste!”