Angel with a Shotgun

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

Fine here are two choices the loser either has to be naked inside the house for the next week or they have to reveal one of their biggest secrets.

I thought you were tired of my ass but, whatever sure.

Nah, I've been in Beacon Hills most of my life, I've just been away for a few weeks.

Yeah for a little while, my parents took me out of it. It was...Interesting, painful, shitty. Those beds are as uncomfortable as fuck but uh, no more drugs..

Nice to meet you, I'm Logan.

I always pick lazy ass.

Exactly.

Hell yeah. What do the loser have to do?

I don't know, you pick.

Yeah. So, are you new? P:

...That's adorable.

I dare you to try it, lets see who wins.

Pillow fight?

Good because I was scared by those experiences. Mine is way better

Shut up before I beat you Ethan. :P

Actually, if you brought it to court, it'd go nowhere. It isn't a hate crime it's him being and acting like trash. My father would get me out of it in a heartbeat. You're not going to touch me pretty boy, if you did, you'd be in jail like that so go away.

I don’t know I only saw it a couple times. But I know one thing my ass is better.

and you won't see it anymore, lady only territory. Pffy, bullshit.

....Keep smiling, it'll get your ghetto ass nowhere while I have a future. Living better is the best revenge and I'll have it you little mangy mutt.

Like you can twerk flat ass.

Hush. My ass is amazing.

So I say. I like the sound of that.

Mhm. Sir, yes sir.