EightBitNova

and just now learned more details and hang on sure yeah gay tragedy but what the fuck do you mean they let him just. Keep being the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands???

no this is so funny???

"Treason is an instant death penalty and head chopping but like. Lyonel's cool guys. Duncan 1.0 sat on him until he stopped yelling and everything is cool now. We're all surprised it took him this long to crash out and lbr, no one expected a quiet crash out. Tbh it's our bad about that marriage not working out. Idk apparently he just heard "Duncan isn't coming" and started rage-screaming?? Idk man apparently he just kept screaming that he "isn't fucking doing this again!!!" Whatever that's about.

He dances with you, and you’re not bored anymore.

You ask him to be on your team for Tug of War and when you decide you need a drink in the middle of the match, he calls you by name. You come back but he would’ve won without you and that’s INTERESTING. He punches the prince. He punches the stupid idiot cruel Prince and you think for sure that he’s a dead man, but then he’s not. And that too-young, too-small, too-smart squire tells you a backwater camp in the shadow of the castle of a lesser lord is the historic ground on which a Trial of Seven will be held.

Will you heed his call to war? It shouldn’t have even been a question. You tell him it’s not about him but it is. You knight the apple boy because he can’t, you suspect something there that you cannot speak of out loud. You fight for this hedge knight.

And all he can do afterword is agonize about a prince. You know you’ve lost him already but you have to try. You ask him to come with you, and he tells you what he is. You had suspected but now that it’s confirmed you can truly acknowledge that it does not matter.

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