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Damian: Is it because your Superboy said "I love you" and you said "Thanks" back?

Tim: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-- Wait, how did you know?

Duke: You're eighteen.

sooo ugly lmao

Tim: He’s not into men, Cassie.

Cassie: *raises eyebrow*

Cassie: Are we talking about the same Kon right now?

Tim: Yes! He’s had, like, several partners and they were all women!

Cassie: Okay but have you seen how he dresses though?

Tim: You can’t just base sexuality off their clothing!

Cassie: When it comes to Kon you can.

—

Bart: Okay but the hand placement?

Tim: What do you mean?

Bart: He had his arm literally around your waist.

Tim: So? It’s normal.

Bart:

—

Tim: *staring at Kon*

Cassie: Stop that.

Tim: Huh?

Cassie: Don’t yearn when you can have.

Tim: But I can’t have.

Cassie: Did you literally not see the wink he gave you?

Tim: Yeah, but it was just a friendly wink.

Cassie: Your mind is an interesting place, Tim.

—

(After Kon gave the most emotional— definitely platonic— speech to Tim)

Tim: Aw, you’re such a great friend.

Bart:

Cassie:

Kon: You shouldn't do that. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?