But everyone. Still. Has to play.

Hey all! I’m super excited to announce that after over two damn years of working on them, the physical copies of Those Icy Fingers are ready! For years now I’ve had so many comments on TIF expressing how they wish they could print it out and have it on their bookshelf- well, now they can 😊

I made these books to model the same style of the original Harry Potter books, so I hope it feels like a natural sequel, sorta. Note that I don’t make any profit from this, nor does Lulu.com. You are paying purely for the print cost, for lulu to print and ship them, no different than if you printed these out yourself on a printer in your home and paid a store for the ink and paper you’d use to print with. These are not officially published books at all, it’s just fanfic printed out all pretty, and you can only purchase them directly through the links I’ll share below. I live in the US and for me, all together for the whole trilogy it came to $45 - including shipping. Shipping depends on where you are, typically it’s around $7. Lulu has print facilities all across the world including locations in the USA, France, Poland, Australia, the United Kingdom, Canada, etc. Here is a code I found that you can use for a discount too - WELCOME15.

I hope you enjoy <3 and that they look good on your bookshelf.

Those Icy Fingers Up and Down My Spine - TIF Book 1

Pages: 616 |  Binding: Paperback | Dimensions: US Trade

That Same Old Witchcraft - TIF Book 2

Pages: 657 |  Binding: Paperback | Dimensions: US Trade 

When Your Eyes Meet Mine - TIF Book 3

Pages: 434 |  Binding: Paperback | Dimensions: US Trade 

#10/10 would eat persimmons and gossip in bed with her

+ bonus:

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes

yumihisu + the death of mark antony parallel

Illumination of Moscow, 1882, Vasily Surikov

Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!

Netflix: Okay, but is it going to be scary–

Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!!!! 💕💘💖

Flower shop lesbians!

Horror lesbians!

Punk lesbians!

Pastel lesbians!

Gonna stab you to death with a poker lesbians!

Punk gf stopping her pastel gf from committing accidental murder lesbians!

I just saw the ghost of my dead ex while trying to make out with you and now it’s super awkward lesbians!

Crime solving lesbians!

Accepting that your gf will eventually succumb to the swamp lady living inside her and loving her anyway lesbians!

Domestic lesbians!

Vermont civil union lesbians!

Everlasting love lesbians!

Bittersweet ending lesbians!

Carla Gugino!

Netflix: Okay, but other than the lesbians, is there gonna be anything–

Mike Flanagan:

This!

She!!!

THEY!!!

Bebezz!!

Netflix: ……

Mike Flanagan: …But yes, also there will be ghosts.