glory to the empire

it's called sgrub. it's a game that gives your existence a purpose, completely changes your psychology, and sometimes your biology too

My existence already hasi a purpose andi my psychology andi biology have no needu fori change, thisi isi noti a very goodi way to geti trollsi into thisi game

nidhogg's having a fit again

Whati isi thati thingi

that's a bush, and those are trees

Why do they have eyes??

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

Im sure you couldi, almosti no one isi thati importanti, excepti our glorious empress ofi course

Of course you do, HIC isi everyones empress, includingi you, you have a weirdi motheri grubi, i haventi visitedi many colonies buti your planeti isi a weirdi one

nidhogg's having a fit again

Whati isi thati thingi

that's a bush, and those are trees

Why do they have eyes??

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

Im sure you couldi, almosti no one isi thati importanti, excepti our glorious empress ofi course

nidhogg's having a fit again

Whati isi thati thingi

that's a bush, and those are trees

Why do they have eyes??

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

nidhogg's having a fit again

Whati isi thati thingi

that's a bush, and those are trees

Why do they have eyes??

nidhogg's having a fit again

Whati isi thati thingi

what an asinine answer. a door isn't a door

Whati, ofi course a doori isi a doori, whati do you mean?

everyone knows a door is just a patch of light that glitches enough to allow entry, what else would a door be?

what an asinine answer. a door isn't a door

Whati, ofi course a doori isi a doori, whati do you mean?

oh there's another creature outside!

A creature? Whati kindi?

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

You have a chati?

you have a very strict opinion on which critters are meant to live

Thisi isi the stance ofi the empire, mutantis donti fiti, andi therefore shouldnti existi, itis very simple

oh there's another creature outside!

A creature? Whati kindi?

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

You have a chati?

oh there's another creature outside!

A creature? Whati kindi?

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

You have a chati?

oh there's another creature outside!

A creature? Whati kindi?

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

oh there's another creature outside!

A creature? Whati kindi?

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live