welcome to this week's obsession

random niko sasaki post for the dash. i think if niko came back from the dead (which of course she would) she would take SO much advantage of having magical pure-white hair to dye it a million bajillion colors without ever fearing bleach damage. she'd dye it neon pink, miku minty blue, dark/royal blue, sunset orange, ACTUAL sunset gradient orange to pink, hell she'd find a way to have it a different color every day and coordinate it with her outfits (the way: magic). for pride month she would dye it the entire rainbow flag, vertical stripes all around. if it wouldn't arouse suspicion in the commonfolk she would find a spell to make it constantly shift colors through the rainbow like a color-changing lamp. niko sasaki i love you

drunk and thinking about curtwen again

It was just us—the seven of us and the trees and the sky and the lake and the moon and, of course, Shakespeare. He lived with us like an eighth housemate, an older, wiser friend, perpetually out of sight but never out of mind, as if he had just left the room.

consider, Charles realising he's in love with Edwin not because of the Cat King but because Edwin has a badly disguised crush on Jonathan Bailey and Charles grows more and more agitated every time he has to witness that man on a screen or in a magazine

Or if Edwin was crushing on an already dead celebrity (an actor from a movie they have on a VHS tape they keep in the office or the singer on an album cover from Charles' colection of vinyls) and Charles has to live with the dreadful fact that even though the guy's dead there is still a slight chance they may cross paths because g h o s t s

ship so good he went to hell for him.

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, so I watch Dead Boy Detectives on company time

need garden to happen in season 5 just cause i knooow bryony would find a way to make it a joke about her and warrens “relationship” and i wanna be there when that happens

The exact same "offended that you even had to ask" vibe as when Grace asked him if he was going to carry Waffles with him everywhere. Like anyone asks him if they're a thing and he's just like "Fucking obviously, what's it to you?"