Andromeda

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

No one say a word about us overbinding these next two days. 1- we don't have much of a choice and 2- We never get to do it! It's like a treat!

being depressed & liking MCR is so embarrassing like omg not only am i depressed but i also listen to my chemical romance. like some sort of caricature. black hair & chemical imbalance. jesus christ the cliche is almost too much!

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

car crash of lexicographical unpersoning going on here

the author chose to gender the balls, but not the woman.

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!