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oh brothers, let’s get winning!

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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determinedowl23

omg i can’t believe juan is EIGHTEEN i thought he was a grown ass man

#my actual real son

theyre putting me down today. for driving under the mincefluence

#actually im on the train as i post this #dont tell anyone #operation mincemeat musical #operation mincemeat #oppy mince #mincememes

that-1940s-homosexual

Okay so I decided to flick through some of the pages of The Youngest Son by Ivor Montagu and basically I landed on a page where I read the sentences:

'I remember a conversation in the library after she[his mother] had discovered the existence of female homosexuality. Males she could understand,she said,"but Lesbians...what do they do?"

The trouble was,my knowledge was totally and completely theoretical. Of practice I had none.'

#i love how this leaves you to assume that he did actually answer #and had some amount(??) of theoretical knowledge #and he seems so dismayed to not have scissored #sorry man??#god i have to read this now

truly nothing like watching the most emotionally repressed man you have ever seen trip over his own feet at every possible opportunity

#please tell me this comedy musical felt as tense to everyone else as it did to me first watch #operation mincemeat musical #ewen montagu #operation mincemeat #mincemusical #oppy mince #these are gradually getting more contrived

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quinnselfships

Happy Sole Surviving Oak Tree Sunday!

#sole surviving oak tree sunday #truly

evilewenmontagu

I am cis

#secoded #also this is possibly my favourite account on tumblr #sorry mutuals #ive abandoned you all for a cisgender man who respects his coworkers and drinks sensibly #what a staple of the website

yknow for a vegetarian i'm really into mincemeat

#still not normal about it #operation mincemeat #operation mincemeat musical #mincemusical #oppy mince #<- oh my god who calls it that #fasciating and terrifying #yet im drawn it by its daring nature

going insane over The Character in a fashion my body seems to be taking as immense stress

#STOP PANICKING GODDAMMIT #all this over an old dead man #never watch #operation mincemeat #by the way #ruined my life #and its barely been 6 hours #okay so this is about #ewen montagu #but some previous inflictors are #montague finch rfth #tim stoker #jonny dville #ivy alexandria #also more? probably????? but i have. poor memory.#godddddd thiiiiiiiisss fucking muiscal

m0th0er

#yeah i dont care if this is true actually #kill every motherfucker in the room and fuck the wounded

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itsm0onshine

I had a dream about a Luke gender poll and it was 2 characters called Mr Flainely and Mr Grairingson (neither exist .) and ALL the rbs were “MR FLAINELY SWEEP”

cachow-it

LUKE GENDER POLL

Mr. Flainely

Mr. Grairingson

Voting ended onJul 12

#MR FLAINLEY SWEEP

outofcontextdiscord

submitted by @randomentity777

#just started dune and this is how about every character talks to paul #hello paul #as you know dhhdhdhjdgajscudufjvfjfb war #kdnmfbdogeudgdjjfovmvj you will die omapaoiwusudjcbncbfkdhysbfvfndkjj

the treble does not concern itself with what the other bells in the called changes are doing

#“One to Four”#“WHERES FOUR???”#bellposting on main #bell ringing #church bells #change ringing #campanology #late as hell to this meme #whatever #its tumblr dont expect me to be cool and on trend

reginald filibus is everything to me

#cw awful pun #sfthposting #sfth #shoot from the hip #reginald filibus

creatingblackcharacters

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

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petewentzisblack1312

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

#i saw someone point this out like??? ages ago???#and i cannot stop seeing it oh my god #you think this image of a Black man looking smart is funny because you do not see him as a person #you think using aave is funny because you see it as inherently improper unserious and rude #fix yourself #we need to start saying zounds or some shit again i give uuuupppp #okay i feel very high and mighty so i should say this is something you can & should phase out of your vocabulary #it may or may not take time but like. come on. join me. join me. join me.#lobster rambles in the tags

solo-walker

i've had this queued for ages

#shows up to the beginning of the month 3 days late & covered in motor oil

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