like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

me to chickfila employees

lmfao fuck

The camera work on this is immaculate

SILVER BULLETS 💀

laura palmer

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

hot person in the grocery store i’m sorry that i must bid you farewell but i’ve fulfilled my journey’s purpose in buying three bags of sweet kale salad i got what i came for and soon so shall you. now go on get. don’t make this more difficult. why can’t i quit you. i’m sorry it’s not our time yet but it will be. someday. we were built from the same star you know

laura palmer

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

They dipped the joker in this