has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

hold on i have to do everything

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

word is, papa poutine’s son small fry is looking for payback

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

The reason that leftists can’t get anyone to mask even a little bit is because people care more about looking hot than being nice or woke. I literally don’t think an appeal to morals or rationality basically ever works in any situation like. At all. But especially not here. Your only real option is to make people feel part of an exclusive and desirable club. I think people just have to halt production on Infographics and focus everyone’s energy on getting hunter schaefer or Sophie thatcher or charli or even Addison Rae to be photographed in an n95