Kai

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

i can't tell you how badly i want to see the foxes in everyday school situations from outsider's perspective like imagine neil josten being called to the board to solve a logarithmic function in algebra 201 after it just came out he's a son of a serial killer slash exy champion or being assigned andrew minyard, casual part time arm breaker full time terrifyingly fast and agile goalkeeper as your study buddy to peer review your criminal studies paper I can't 😭 i need this like oxygen

Then you’re in premed, practicing on cadavers and there’s Aaron Minyard in your group who’s, you know, currently on trial for murder…

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

do you think neil, delirious from blood loss, sleep deprivation, and brainwashing, ever saw the three on jeans jersey while in the nest and called out for andrew

The idea of Wymack paying out of pocket for shower stalls because he knew it was likely with his recruiting standards that players would have scars and he wanted to respect their privacy and make them feel comfortable. He’s the best dad.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

Ceaseless watcher you seeing this shit?

Ceaseless watcher this shit’s fucking wild

Ceaseless watcher get a load of this

Ceaseless watcher clip that

ceaseless watcher look over at that but like don't make it obvious