Lez Pez

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

We won't judge people who cast a begrudging "harm reduction" vote to Biden/Harris. But we think it's safe to say that you can't convincingly label yourself a progressive/left-winger/socialist/etc if you're enthusiastic about the ticket. (We've seen a not-insignificant handful of self-described progressives/left-wingers show enthusiasm for the announcement tonight, in other words.) Months of valiant protest against the police establishment and the DNC's response is essentially Prison Industrial Complex: The Campaign. This is an absolutely awful attempt at an opposition and it's par for the course for the US's """left-wing""" party. The 2020s are going to be a crucial decade for building people power outside of the capitalist electoral sphere, and that will take on all kinds of forms. We don't care where you decide to devote your revolutionary energies (union/syndicalism organization, vanguard party, Food Not Bombs, eco-activism, dual power, the list goes on) as long as you're committed to helping us all move beyond this shitty state of affairs.

next covid stimulus package is gonna be a fucking poster of a cat hanging on to a tree branch with “hang in there!” written in comic sans

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour