I was born too late into a world that doesn't care

There’s definitely a bump, maybe you should put ice on that. 

Huh. Weird! It doesn't even hurt... but I suppose I probably should put some ice on it. And maybe I should sit down, too. But I'm too restless to sit down...

Did she happen to hit you in the head with that door?

Uhm... possibly? Maybe? I don't remember! Oh, gosh. She probably did... I mean, it totally explains everything! Quick, look. Is there a bump formed on the back of my head?

"You’re being rude by forcing people around you to listen to you being a complete idiot."

"But I'm not even forcing anyone to listen... the park is a public place, is it not? They can walk away if they so wish it. I can assure you that I am not a complete idiot. I maybe be dumb... but definitely not stupid, or an idiot."

"Yeah, home’s not really my style, you know that, babe."

"You know my memory lapses, excuse you!"

How have you gone the whole day without candy?

That is a very very good question! I have absolutely no idea... maybe I should get some into my system before I start having withdrawals and get the shakes.

I’m not kicking you out of a tree house. I’m saying you are out of your mind and using a tree house as a metaphor for you brain.

I'm so confused, though. Why would you use a tree house as a metaphor? That makes no sense, Mackenzie Kenzie Kenz.

"Shut up. Jesus fucking Christ."

"Well, that's rude. If you must know, I've tried to shut up. I really have. But I can't!"

U pick favorites and only reply to them. Your a pathetic rper and it shows.

You sure you aren’t on drugs?

I swear it! Not today, anyway! Maybe it's all the pollution in the air finally getting to me... see? This is why I don't drive. Too many dirty fumes polluting the air.

"But chipmunks are adorable." 

"They are! Do you think I'm adorable enough to be a chipmunk. You are, for sure! You should be a chipmunk with me, Ali Bali!"

"Layla Jayde Williams, baby girl, I’ve missed your hyper ass!"

"Leonardo Ryan Accardi, I should hope so! It’s not my fault you’re never home when I come to see Scout. Way to break my heart, you know. I’ve miss you, too!"