You're staying up just to dance alone

Just for being demanding?

Maybe not just that.

Demanding.

That's what I'm known for.

Australian.

I answered your question. Answer mine.

Can I ask why before I do?

You're cute and foreign. 

Same to you, Liz.

Please tell me you're at least 18 and straight.

Right … well, uh, I’m Eli, g’day.

I'm Liz. It's really nice to meet you.

Love doesn’t have an age. 

You need Jesus.

You’re not gonna find anyone to cuddle with you if you can’t take a joke. 

I don't want to cuddle with people that aren't funny.

My apologies … ?

No need to apologize, hun.

I’m just saying. 

I'm not caring.

How old do I look? 

Not old enough for me.

Sorry, but…. this screams ‘thirsty.’ 

This is why we can't have nice things.

Add some under-the-bra action and I’m in. 

How old are you? Because you're acting like you're 13. And that's very concerning.

All foreign? You know, for most people that’s reason enough to say no.

You did it again.

You don’t like celery?

No, it's gross.