orangensaft = homo shit

Item: the hottest new fashion trend, Empathic Forehead Millipedes. Magically attuned to your emotions, they rise and fall to accurately depict your emotions as normal eyebrows, but can also do tricks like loop-de-loops if you’re surprised, or if you want to flirt across the room they could spell

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

definitely DON’T click on this text to access a drive folder for mp100 s3 that i definitely WON’T be trying my best to update every wednesday