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interesting argument however i already imagined a watermelon falling on your head & the watermelon is labelled "LOVE" like a political cartoon

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contemptible-scoundrel

if you need me I shall be in my study. fapping to porno

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it's funny, isn't it? all these women, wanting to be controlled, owned. to be dogs. for as long as I can remember I've been running from that life. slams my knife into the table. Im free now. I won't kill for you. I'm not your dog anymore. I'm more like a viper or a preying mantis or a cobra or a scorpion or something badass like that. now fuck off . does a backflip onto the table and holds a knife to your throat. I won't warn you again

GOVERNMENT STOOGE: damn! she's fast!

COLD CALCULATING HANDLER:[sweating a little] fine. but if you reconsider.... you know where to find us

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[youtube shorts tts voice] This ghost stuck a finger up his own bum. a man was haunted by unusual noises at night, and decided to record his room as he slept. after several uneventful hours, a pale specter appeared in the room next to his bed. it did nothing for a while, before removing its pants and inserting a finger into its bum hole. and that's how

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YOU are the april fool... for trusting me. sinks a blade into your back and kicks you off a ledge

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[friends are smoking pot]

hahey what's up guys. smoking that good shit? nice nice. mind if I have some? [someone hands me the pipe] aha cheers boss thanks [produces a spoon from my pocket and begins to eat the burning weed from the bowl]

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& everyone cummed. TheEE End (hardcover book closing sfx) .

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anshelsgendercrisis

do y’all understand how cartoonishly bigoted u sound.

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I feel like bibi when I see me on the callout

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i smoke the zaza to avenge gaza

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me: you see albert e, ima deal in a manner most scientific. im tryna thug AND einstein it out einstein wearing ball shorts and e=mc² headband: hmmm... eureka! your theories are quite fascinating! but can you defend my signature Quantum Crossover?

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