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@lizard--anon
I LIVE! I'M REAL!
should I intro post this? maybe yes.
I'm lizard anon. sup gang. you can call me lizzie bc bossman coined it and it's cute.
you should definitely chat with me. I love chatting.
Kalim's actually my favorite. I think Malleus is 20th? idk I haven't done the sorter in ages.
anyway. kiss kiss.
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looking at the fact that there's gonna be ship polls soon...
do we like. get a transfer? are we. are we writing for them too?
- just here to yap at this point, lizard anon (@lizard--anon)
I ship one thing and that is Riddle x consequences idk how that's gonna work.
uhhhh idk. You guys,,, can kinda just do whatever you want. I'd miss you if you left though.
aw bossman :( dw I won't leave you. I'm literally in your walls
Hey Leona... would you be up to do some contract shenanigans?
If you say yes I will free you from the tournament :3
Love, Mod of twstpollsofficial β‘
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Sure why the fuck not?
HALLELUJAH. yeah I just need you to get rid of @tomato--anon and @lizard--anon 's NDA. And I know technically they have a blood pact too or whatever but I'll worry about that when I get there β‘
woah there bossman you can't just DO that. listen Leona I promise I was rooting for youππ
Are you and Tommi alive π₯Ί
I know one of you sent me an ask about a poem,,, but otherwise it's been silent
we're so alive bossman, dw. I'm currently drafting and tommi's on vacayππ
Lizard
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIZZIE
ur mom
you can take diamond tommi, dwdw. gotta stick to my lizard roots ig... and you can def start :)
for the record, I don't have any sort of rp blog. but shucks guys stop flattering a girl
- ready for anything, lizard anon (@lizard--anon)
brainwashing you say..? hey bossman look into my eyes rq
i'm wearing tinted sunglasses for the rest of the poll btw
sunglasses ain't gonna work, bossman. lizzie's rizz shines through.
yeah uh... *winks*
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
I'm under a NDA
So TWST has taught me I can void all contracts if I just sand em so I'm gonna get Leona involved
did I say NDA? I meant blood pact
THIS ESCALATED VERY QUICKLY
HEH HEH, i knew i could trust u lizzie
I got you gang
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
I'm under a NDA
So TWST has taught me I can void all contracts if I just sand em so I'm gonna get Leona involved
did I say NDA? I meant blood pact
BAT IS HERE
"father? how? i never saw you in the afterlife." precious diamond gaped as a bat appeared from a flash of light.
the bat chuckled, ignoring his question, "ah, to witness my own son die before me. what a matter of fate, isn't that right, mr. lion?"
"alright, what did i miss?" he continued before the lion could answer. "oh right, you two were about to fight."
he shifted himself around before settling on top of lizard, "go on. i have all the time in the world."
"oh oh! and i'll cheer for both of you!" otter squealed, jumping up and down.
"i don't mind if this replaces my daily dose of anime."
"should i apologize to that flame?"
".....otter...."
"can i have one?"
"h-hey no, i stocked up on these worms, you stinkin c-cherry. they're mine."
"unca! i'm rootin for you! go unca go!"
"hey didn't you have a little brother or something? what happened to him?"
"l-let's not talk about that. a-and keep your hands to yourself! when's the show starting?"
tomato watched for the lion's awaited first move but none came. the lion just scoffed, loud and hard, "sorry, but there is no battle." there and then he stalked away towards that cliff, and ready to submit himself to the stars.
tomato dashed after him, grabbing his paw before he fell to his death. "just give me a chance. it hasn't end yet."
"you told me i could control my destiny, and i want to end it. so let me have my way... if only just this once."
ok lizzie, i hope u don't mind finishing it again. just don't be too mean to leona or i'll start sobbing.
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAY WHAT WHAY WBAY NOOO LEONA NO
holy cheese bro I disappear for like five hours and peak happened? okay... yeah okay bet
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Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
um... that's a story for another time
You better tell me right now I'm getting scared
that's a story for another time ππ
my lips are sealed tommiπ€π€
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
I'm under a NDA
RIDDLE IS OFFICIALLY THE 2026 TWST POPULARITY POLL'S WINNER'S BRACKET FINALIST!!!
He will compete against the loser's bracket finalist to decide Tumblr's Favorite TWST Character <3
*throws tomatoes*
emiawah emiawah emiawah emiawah in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
I think the lion is currently fighting against the tomato actually
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals!
bossman did you just spam me with bee movie quotes
SO IT WAS U, BOSSMAN!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
it's okay tommi we were all confused
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hey guys! soooo me and tommi are trying to prank bossman (aka twstpollsofficial)... we lowk said we had an idea but we didn't :D so now we're asking y'all!
send help.
how should we prank bossman?
write a death scene for the winner instead of a victory
bring back everyone who died and make them attack bossman
spam comments on polls like annoying bugs
pretend to be each other
suggestions??? (please send suggestions)
we both did polls so go vote on tommi's too!!!
and bossman if you see this NO YOU DON'T
vote guys! vote! except for bossman, don't you dare look.
Guys you missed the part where it's supposed to be secret
But I am a good boss and didn't click
I am scared
yay ty bossman!
bossman being the best exhibit a
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals!
bossman did you just spam me with bee movie quotes
