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@tomato--anon
Hello, i'm tomato anon or tommi, either one is fine. you may know me as one of the anons who writes weird stories and occasionally bullies bossman with my peers.
i've never actually posted anything, so um... this is a first.
someone help idk what to say
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Hey Leona... would you be up to do some contract shenanigans?
If you say yes I will free you from the tournament :3
Love, Mod of twstpollsofficial β‘
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Sure why the fuck not?
HALLELUJAH. yeah I just need you to get rid of @tomato--anon and @lizard--anon 's NDA. And I know technically they have a blood pact too or whatever but I'll worry about that when I get there β‘
what?! HEY! NO! i was gone for a day, and i come back to this?!
COME BACK TO MEEEEEE
aww bossman, did ya miss me?
You rhyme a lot when you write, and while I can't tell if it's on purpose or not, I need you to write a poem for the daisomnia chars to make up for killing Lilia.
what? i thought we were over it.
i'll add that to my to-do list.
you can take diamond tommi, dwdw. gotta stick to my lizard roots ig... and you can def start :)
for the record, I don't have any sort of rp blog. but shucks guys stop flattering a girl
- ready for anything, lizard anon (@lizard--anon)
brainwashing you say..? hey bossman look into my eyes rq
i'm wearing tinted sunglasses for the rest of the poll btw
sunglasses ain't gonna work, bossman. lizzie's rizz shines through.
yeah uh... *winks*
heh heh, see bossman
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you can take diamond tommi, dwdw. gotta stick to my lizard roots ig... and you can def start :)
for the record, I don't have any sort of rp blog. but shucks guys stop flattering a girl
- ready for anything, lizard anon (@lizard--anon)
brainwashing you say..? hey bossman look into my eyes rq
i'm wearing tinted sunglasses for the rest of the poll btw
sunglasses ain't gonna work, bossman. lizzie's rizz shines through.
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
I'm under a NDA
So TWST has taught me I can void all contracts if I just sand em so I'm gonna get Leona involved
did I say NDA? I meant blood pact
THIS ESCALATED VERY QUICKLY
HEH HEH, i knew i could trust u lizzie
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
um... that's a story for another time
You better tell me right now I'm getting scared
that's a story for another time ππ
IT IS A STORY FOR NOW
ughhh fine fine, storytime
HA GOTCHA THERE
story's never comin bossman
Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
um... that's a story for another time
You better tell me right now I'm getting scared
that's a story for another time ππ
You guys act as if Leona wouldn't love any excuse to lie down. He'd say it himself. He would say "like people say: ashes to ashes, lie on to lie down" and drop in the nearest horizontal surface to take a nap.
βTAO, who is doubling down.
true, but i feel like leona has a competitive side to him too, and it's one of those rare occasions that he wouldn't mind sacrificing his nap time for.
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Did the two of you just randomly decide to reveal your blogs to each other or?
um... that's a story for another time
first off, I would NEVER betray tommi like that so HA.
second we know exactly what to do next... go back in time and convert everyone to Leona lovers so they vote Leona and he wins. duh.
- in denial, lizard anon (@lizard--anon)
i'll have to add a new rule to the list smh
YES LIZZIE!! peak idea. i'm gonna add this to my to-do list
Are you a fruit or a vegetable?
i am a fruity vegetable
jk i'm a vegetably fruit ofc
cheezbot is an actual person?!??
I blocked them bc I thought they were a bot :((
And, anyways, people generally assume a blog is a bot if they don't reblog anything and have one of the figure pictures as profile picture (y'know, the one that shows up if you don't put one yourself) or some hot girl as profile picture and your blog says something with the vibes of someone winking winking and drop emojies or fire emojies or eggplant emojies. Or if you enter to someone blogs an they do have stuff posted but it's just. Uh. +18 pictures of seemingly non fictional people.
Or if a blog just comments randomly on unrelated posts with spam, I think. I'm not completely sure about this one tho bc sometimes real people also do that.
βTAO
cool cool, thanks for letting me know <3
as for cheezbot, from what i've heard, i'm pretty sure cheezbot is a bot, so you weren't wrong. i think bro's just one of those chill bots unlike the ones you described.
Hold on a second, tomatoβ you don't know what the bots (here on tumblr) are like?
βthis is TAO.
oh hey TAO! :)
tbh i have no clue what bots are like bc my blog is completely empty. before i created this side-blog i never reblogged or posted anything, just read fics and liked stuff, so i've never had to interact with any bots (unless you count that random bot called cheezbot or smth who just follows ppl).
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Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals!
bossman did you just spam me with bee movie quotes
SO IT WAS U, BOSSMAN!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Cinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
what?! another one?!
