welcome to my mind

@saxophonepunch

@allyfly it u!

lol I thought this was me😂

@allyfly I thought it was you at first glance woops

The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

@allyfly

OMGG

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

AWESOME !!!! 😍

NO CAPES

note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands

This is what would happen if me and @lizanneyoung got married lmao

OMG YAZZZZZ

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

u wanna fucking go

@allyfly I’m an alto…:(

@lizanneyoung i’m a soprano, we can sing perf duets <3

@allyfly omg yes we are making CoMC that much better than. I vote Y5 is full of song-lectures

@lizanneyoung comc year 5: the musical

@allyfly so much yes. all lesson titles must be musical themed. which goes perf with the How I Met Your Mother theme for the year-long project

@allyfly we still have time to rewrite everything

I wonder if Stephen King forgets books he wrote like we forget people from high school.

@allyfly I somtimes forget which creatures we have covered

@lizanneyoung I DO TOO. And then I think that because I’ve read about them in DADA that we’ve already covered them

@allyfly OMG YEA that happens to me all the time

@allyfly This is still a valid thing

cuddling would really make me happy right now.

Your nudes are what the world has been waiting for