🌵Confused🌵

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

Posts like this help me relax a little bit when the world gets too stressful.

@ichbinderkrieger this is the only news you need. Stay under the rock

the gif is supposed to move…

Okay smart stuff

Looks bad Reese’s

At least it loads

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

How do y'all not get tired of being mad all the time?

Too cute

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

@callme-ish

I WASN’T READY

AHAAAAAA YOU THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH, YOU THOUGHT

!!!!!!!

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

things she did twice: THAT