STILL A DELINQUENT

ownin’ cows is hard.. but man it’s worth wakin’ up even earlier and wantin’ to take a nap an hour in.

they’re doin’ an amazin’ job at manicurin’ the grass for us so you don’t have to do it. even if i really enjoyed watchin’, heh. i’m sosososoooo excited for the baby to be born and watch them grow up in a lovin’ and good environment where they don’t have to worry about bein’ taken to.. y’know.

she got kana good with the latest tiktok.. i think you’d smack her if she did that. you’re welcome!! it looks like its been treat in’ you extra well!!

stop knowin’ me that well then!? not her, the one after that. the one i knew was bad but nobody wanted to listen to my jersey psychic abilities. just don’t do what cj did and down a raw egg in front of me.

oooooh my god, i wonder who felt more embarrassed that night. you could outdo him and take over as the boss lady in charge. maybe throw a tag title match my way, or even a championship with mercedes cause i never got to face pam, actually.. triple threat. sorry leah, just this once!!

sit down then!? you’re a dumbass and all i really have to do is say one person’s name and you’ll know why you’re a dumbass. but i’m goin’ to be nice and not say her name. i’ll give you eggs and milk since i don’t like either of those.

you’ll be next on tiktok with her, heh. or y’all can do a fashion style youtube since you’ve been lookin’ extra cute lately!!

they don’t like me.. the first animals to step foot on the farm don’t like me.. they did get stuck and the poor pregnant one tripped but i hope they’ll get used to us soon. i just want them to live their happiest and best lives here.

nobody talk to me cause i'm cryin' over daddio winnin' the aew title finally!!

she's been through a lot just wrestlin' wise and not havin' miro around to be her support with all the things they've thrown at her storyline wise, y'know? i think he'll be able to get a lot of us back on track and have better engagement?

i said the truth, what's the big deal!? you're just always a dumbass but i still love you. you're gross, what the fuck? now i won't tell you that you're goin' to be an aunt again but this time to cows.