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@livlikesstuff
Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas
People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively
“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….
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The Ryan Goslingverse has been compared to the Rise of the Brave Frozen Tangled Dragons fandom due to the crossover aspect, but to me it’s more like the Onceler situation in the sense that its the same guy but in different variants. Except the Ryans come with pre-packaged lore and accessories so you dont need to invent your own OCs
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)
WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I can't believe November is almost over. What's next, December?? Thank god there aren't any months after that
first time saving a rich kid from Gotham
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??
(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)
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Phan AU where Dan’s fan relationship with Phil is similar to Danny Motta’s relationship with Alex Brightman.
They'll still fall in love and get together.
More Fatson Todd for y’all
Sharing is caring, even when your dad's a billionaire
Do you think the batfam listen to true crime podcasts and solve them themselves
Bernard, the podcaster: —Thanks to our sponsor, OracleVPN. Now, everyone, let's talk about the mystery of Damian Wayne. Where did he appear from, and might he have links to the legendary League of Assassins?
Steph: I don't know, sounds kinda far-fetched.
Tim: Agree, definitely not assassins.
Duke: I think he was just a regular kid Bruce Wayne kept out of the public eye for his own safety.
Dick: Or because he's the affair child of Bruce Wayne and Batman.
Jason: I think he's the reincarnation of Jason Todd. Remember, that Wayne kid who died in that explosion?
Barbara, counting her ad revenue: He's secretly Batgirl.
Cass: Diversity win.
Damian: You're all wrong. He obviously is just paying an extended visit from the butler's side of the family.
Bruce: ?
Pffft (I have no words)
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Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.
Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?
Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.
Damian: For 'Jason'?
Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.
Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.
Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.
Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?
Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.
Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:
Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.
Dick: ????!!
*Later that night in the Bat-cave*
Tim, typing away in the computer:
Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?
Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?
Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:
Damian: Is he friendly?
Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...
Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?
Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–
Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.
Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.
*The next day*
Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.
Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.
Damian: Why?
Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.
Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.
Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.
Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.
Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.
Damian: Oh...
Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies
Bruce: ???!!
average gotham city denizen: no way am I buying my kid that technic shit, I'm not waking up at 2 in the morning because little Jimmy's race car has been hacked and is trying to kill us all in our sleep, we're getting good old fashion lego bricks and that's that
average metropolis city resident: yeah I'll buy a smart fridge from Lex Luthor. what's the worst that could happen
