BAU Swifties
Penelope Garcia: BIGGEST. SWIFTIE. EVER. She throws a Taylor Swift birthday party one year where everyone has to dress up as their favourite era (she goes as Lover era)
Spencer Reid: Dr Spencer Reid? You mean the boy who was able to separate two distinct writers based on one using dashes and the other using ellipses? He analyzes every Taylor Swift post down to the letter. He will go on hour long tangents everyone ignores except Penelope
Derek Morgan: Derek is not a fan of Taylor Swift but it gets worse when Reid hacks his phone and gets it to only play Taylor Swift songs, it takes him a week to figure out how to fix it because Penelope refuses to help
Emily Prentiss: Lowkey Swiftie. Listens if it comes on, has a couple songs on her playlists, and bobs her head along to songs
JJ: Makes fun of Emily constantly but loves how cute her girlfriend is and so she listens to Taylor Swift more. The boys love it
Elle Greenaway: Tolerates Taylor Swift at first but is more into grunge music until Spencer introduces her to Karma and suddenly she too is a Swiftie
Hotch: Closeted Swiftie, accidentally makes a reference ONCE and has been made fun of by Penelope ever since who now only answers the phone with “the old Penelope can’t come to the phone right now. Why? She’s dead”
Jason Gideon: No. He listens to classical/crooner/jazz music only.
David Rossi: He somehow knows Taylor Swift. I don’t know how but he does and gets Penelope and Spencer autographs for their birthdays one year
