This is me

Sometimes i forget how to spell a word then i change whole sentence to avoid using it

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

Daily.

Classic Dubbya. 

I would have paid good money to eavesdrop on Michelle and Barack immediately after this buffoonery

I know you all see Obama look over and smirk

Do you think all of our lives are one giant pile of misery because of all the chain letters we never forwarded to 10 of our closest friends?

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

July 9, 2016 … Dean Koontz is 71 … born July 9, 1945

i don’t give a fucc how many times this appear on my dash always gonna reblog

Aww me too. Just look at the face of sheer happiness on the dog’s face. x

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake