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Oh my god, Mum, please, you have to stop this. Please don't do this to me.

I know, I know, taking those pictures of Sarah was a stupid thing to do, I'm so sorry, okay?

But seriously, Mum, dragging me around the whole campus like this? It's beyond mortifying.

Wait, what? You're not actually serious about going to her lecture hall, are you? You're not going to get me out of this stroller, put me on the floor for "belly time," and make me play with toys while everyone's finishing the lecture?

And then... oh god, please no... you're not going to actually smack my bottom and change my diaper in front of everyone like I'm a baby, are you?

Mum, please, no! Everyone will see my legs up in the air, my bare bum, everything! They'll see you cleaning me up like I'm a helpless infant.

Lift your pretty little pink dress for the ladies dear. Let's see if you kept your diaper dry.