Sinai "So Fucking Trendy" Jones

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

Yes Lando told me that he wants to fuck Oscar and vice versa.

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

This is so interesting

imagine if the gpda director actually cared about driver safety instead of exploiting technicalities and loopholes and covering his own ass

It’s his behavior afterwards that makes my blood boil. Saying a single yellow flag was sufficient because he’s an FIA ass kisser whereas other drivers called it out, is unworthy of a GPDA director. He only cares about safety if he benefits (case in point: Australia 2024 and the new starting procedure now).

Only lando norris could be wearing a shirt about eating pussy while grabbing the neck and whispering in the ear of a man

“we don’t care about piastri” keep my girlfriends name out of your MOUTH

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.