Peroxide Princess

Holy mother of

... fuuuuuuuuuck

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

“yeehaw” is actually code for “gay rights”

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

we as a society should go back to playing neko atsume

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP

HOLY FUCK WOW

She got tired of writing for kids so wrote a story where they kill each other damn

i want to go to the baby horse party

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

ME

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

my therapist????

Explains why I look like a 12 year old stoner thanks