i am only but a baby mushroom

🍼 Putting a paci in your mouth to stop yourself from having a panic attack 🍼

🍼 Silently crying on a stuffie's shoulder because you're alone and scared. 🍼

🍼 Regressing when you shouldn't and feeling guilty about it. 🍼

🍼 Shaking a rattle when you're depressed to hear the comforting noise. 🍼

🍼 Cute band-aids to cover sad things. 🍼

🍼 Being scared you're going to annoy your Cg if you text them too much even thou you're really sad and just want to hear their voice. 🍼

🍼 Ordering off the children's menu so you don't binge 🍼

🍼 Playing soft lullabies while falling asleep so you don't have flashbacks. 🍼

Big me: *is too depressed to take care of myself or treat myself right*

🍼 Instead of sippy cups, use straws! You can get some cute ones for cheap without being ‘weird’ or raising suspicion. (Bonus: get some reusable straws for special environment points)

🍭 If you know they won’t mind, have someone in your family do small favors for you that make you feel little! Things like peeling an orange for you, helping you pick out an outfit, even drawing you a bath! Speaking of…

🍼 Have a bubble bath! Maybe with a colorful bath bomb! These are ‘normal’ things that won’t give you away, but you can still be super little while enjoying them. (Bonus: add some rubber duckies for some extra fun)

🍭 Wear onesies! Plenty of ‘adult’ onesies with little-ish designs on them exist, and who could blame you for having comfy jammies?

🍼 Watch some cartoons or Disney movies that you used to watch when you were younger! You could always say you’re just doing it for the nostalgia, and they may even join in! (Bonus: listening to Disney music is less conspicuous than lullabies and little kids songs)

🍭 If you’re ever feeling nonverbal, just tell your family that you have a sore throat. Then you can go the whole day talking with your hands like the little you are!!!

Pet my hair and tell me how much of a good girl I am

best method for getting rid of monsters i’ve seen bro

get a spray bottle and put some water and a little bit of rose water/your favorite essential oil/maybe some baby oil in it and like, maybe a little glitter (something fine enough to go through the sprayer of course). shake it up real nice.

boom. monster repellent. 

monsters hate that stuff, dude. legit. spray that on your bed, closet, scary corners, etc and the monsters will skedaddle so quick AND your bed will smell pretty and be sparkly. c: