Random

An incomplete list

Ate her weight in chocolate at 4months old

Ate an entire chicken raw, INCLUDING BONES

Ate entire rotisserie chicken that was deep fried

Got into the grill charcoal

Licked up liquid laundry soap, I still don't know how she got into it

Ate powdered laundry soap

Drank straight cleaning vinegar that was sitting in the tub

Muriatic acid for pool

CLR

Ate part of the grape vine

DRANO

My brother thinks he is the funniest man alive

He wins Christmas. He got me a great present

My older brother knows I love the Mass Effect series. I've done every romance, played the original trilogy, Andromeda, and then the Legendary Edition when it came out.

Every single one of my siblings kept telling me " You are going to absolutely love the gift he got for you"

Now anything involving this brother scares me a little.

The gift came in today...

He was DETERMINED to give me this "Christmas gift" today....

Ladies, gentleman, and all species in between this is the glorious gift my older brother gave me..

He found a Garrus Vakarian throw pillow. I don't know where he bought this (probably Amazon) but I just about pissed myself laughing when he handed it to me in the kitchen in front of our mother.

*Tool totes fall*

Him:"Oops! I stacked them too stacky!"

Me: "Stacked too stacky?"

Him:* with full confidence*"I said what I said"

Him: *Scans product* "why isn't this working?"

Me: "Is the pricing app open?"

Him: *realized pricing app is not open* "You need to shush your face."

Him:*trying to move a tool box with wheels*

Me: "why didn't you unlock the wheel?"

Him: "You're so bossy today"