I am honestly a mental breakdown away from writing my stupid Modern Au crackfic with HashiMada as Neji’s parents and Shikamaru as his bodyguard
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I am honestly a mental breakdown away from writing my stupid Modern Au crackfic with HashiMada as Neji’s parents and Shikamaru as his bodyguard

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Everyone: Haha, yeah, your ex is trying murder us all and take over the world, stop him :)))
Hashirama: 👉👈✋🥺👌that's just💖💖 how madara😳♥️😭💖 be like💖♥️💖♥️💖🥵😭😳😉🥺🥺🥺👌
Everyone: he's killing us
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Shikamaru x Neji
Drabble or wtv.
Neji didn’t know what to make of the situation.
In all honesty, Neji did not know what to make of Nara Shikamaru most of the time.
The shadow nin was excruciatingly hard to read, especially when it came to social interactions and personal relationships.
However, it could also be that Neji was reading too much into it and that the Nara was simply touchy.
…Or at least, touchier than Neji had ever expected him to be.
It wasn’t obvious—not in the way Kiba draped himself over his teammates or how Naruto always found a reason to throw an arm around someone’s shoulders. No, Shikamaru’s touches were quieter, casual in a way that made it impossible to tell whether they were intentional or simply a byproduct of his lazy posture. A brush of fingertips when handing over mission reports, a knee bumping against Neji’s under the table, the way his shoulder always seemed to align perfectly with Neji’s when they stood side by side.
It was frustrating. Not because Neji disliked it, but because he didn’t know what to do with it.
Shikamaru wasn’t an easy person to decipher. He spoke in half-thoughts, let his words trail off as if the conclusions should be obvious, and rarely—if ever—said outright what he meant. And yet, his presence was strangely grounding. The weight of his gaze was never intrusive, but Neji could feel it lingering, like a puzzle he hadn’t quite solved yet.
He told himself he was simply overanalyzing things. That Shikamaru was just like this with everyone, that there was no reason to think too deeply about it.
But then there were moments—small, fleeting ones—that made Neji question everything.
Like the way Shikamaru’s fingers would linger just a second too long when handing him something.
The way he adjusted strands of hair when they fell over Neji’s face.
The way he called him Neji in a tone that felt too careful, too deliberate for someone as effortlessly indifferent as Nara Shikamaru.
Neji didn’t know what to make of it.
And, more troublingly, he wasn’t sure he wanted it to stop.
Objectively, Neji could categorize the Nara as one of the most attractive nin of their generation.
It wasn’t just about his appearance, though Neji did appreciate the broad shoulders—even though slumped—the pretty, dark brown, sharp eyes with their too-dark, too-thick eyelashes, the stupidly straight and sharp but never-tense jawline, and the not-full-but-neither-slim lips that usually stayed pressed in an infuriating, absentminded pout.
But he was smart—street and book smart—and also so quick-witted it gave Neji whiplash. He had a stupidly sharp mouth that Neji knew Shikamaru had to learn how to control, and a painful laziness that accompanied him in every word, move, stare, and thought.
And this was attractive. Objectively. He had asked TenTen, and she might have agreed.
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress
I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it’s gon’be direct

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NCT Social Media AU Fic Rec Masterlist
I really love SMAU’s so I’ve created a masterlist of all the fics I’ve found. This was mostly so I could keep track of what I’ve read, what chapter I was on for ongoing fics, and ones I haven’t read yet but I felt like it might be helpful so here you go. (Here are the BTS and Stray Kids masterlist as well)
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these fics, I just enjoyed them. Please go and support the authors!
Key:
Completed [ ✔ ] In progress [ 🌸 ] Discontinued [❌] Skyler’s Fav’s [ ❤️] (TWT)-Twitter (lol sorry for the titles some of them don’t have any so I did my best)
Sorted by ships then member
Updated: 11/10/19 All links should be working!
Apparently I hit the link limit (whoops). Links still seem to work on mobile BUT here is a google doc of the post which is also linked on my page!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cZBtCDJWjNGNM-hiNkSmc0a71a_0ofLv1mQPZiEJMQE/edit?usp=sharing
~Ships~
Jaeyong (Jaehyun/Taeyong)
(TWT) Travesty by _jayaus [✔]
(TWT) Soccer Enemies by PEACHY0RANGE [✔]
(TWT) Nerdy!Taeyong/Popular!Jaehyun by allthejaeyong [✔]
(TWT) Secret Crush/No Soc.Med AU by puku2pang_ [✔]
(TWT) Confessions Account/Exes AU by allthejaeyong [✔]
Yuwin (Yuta/WinWin)
(TWT) FBI Agent by yongvcr [✔]
(TWT) Evicted by nyankamoto [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating by nyankamoto [✔]
Doyu (Doyoung/Yuta)
(TWT) Life Saving/Mafia AU by hyuckieee [✔]
DoWoo (Doyoung/Jungwoo)
Silver by softforjungwoo [✔]
LuWoo (Lucas/Jungwoo)
List of TWT aus
(TWT) Florist AU by j_unguwu [✔]
(TWT) Social Media AU by yibugs [✔]
Different by softforjungwoo [✔]
(TWT) College AU by flirtaeyong [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate AU by vaxhildan [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate AU by oujiten [✔]
(TWT) Shy boy!Jungwoo/Closeted! Lucas AU by mfalvevo [✔]
(TWT) Vlogger!Lucas/ Cafe owner!Jungwoo by husynnhoj [✔]
(TWT) College/Exes? AU by vaxhildan [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate Bruise AU by hugnct [✔]
(TWT) BFF Pining/Contrasting Advice AU by flirtaeyong [✔]
HyuckHei (Haechan/Lucas)
(TWT) Buzzfeed Unsolved by nyankamoto [✔] [ ❤️]
MarkHyuck (Mark/Donghyuck)
Let’s Not Fall In Love by softforjungwoo [✔]
Just Friends by softforjungwoo [✔]
(TWT) Sick Hyuck AU by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Watchdog by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Watchdog sequel by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Christmas Elf! Hyuck by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating AU by neoctyaus [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating AU by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Straight Boy Mark by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Idol AU (sequel of Nomin AU) by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Eiffel Tower Kiss by yongvcr [✔]
(TWT) Song Lyric Confession AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Hogwarts AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Bubble Tea AU by jokheiz [✔]
(TWT) Impromptu Roommates AU by hyuckble [✔]
(TWT) Famous Rapper/Deaf Hyuck by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Famous Rapper/ Deaf Hyuck Sequel by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Spies AU by hyuckieee [🌸]
(TWT) Spiderman AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Stan twt AU by satanseo [✔]
Nohyuck (Jeno/Hyuck)
(TWT) Magic Boy Next Door AU by hyuckble [✔]
(TWT) Exes/Anonymous Radio Host by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Blocked Number AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Alien AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Vampire AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Timestopping AU by hyuckios [✔]
Nahyuck (Jaemin/Hyuck)
(TWT) Badboy!jaemin and Coldguy!donghyuck by hyuckieee [✔]
Norenmin (Jeno/Renjun/Jaemin)
(TWT) Childhood BFF/Internet BFF by hqnctbot [✔]
(TWT) Dynamic Duo/Transfer Student by hyuckble [✔]
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People: "You're a witch! So what's it like? What do you do?"
Me: "Uh... you know, witch stuff."
Maybe I am still depressed
People will be like "nah I don't believe in witches and magic and all that woowoo stuff" and then keep a polite distance after finding out I'm a witch.
"I'm a witch!" "Oh, you believe in magic? That's cool, I don't, but I don't judge you." "So I can practice spells on you, right?" "Fuck no."
These are the same folks that if something supernatural starts happening immediately run to you lol.
"Cleanse your tools regularly or they'll be less effective!" Fool, you buffoon, I let my spells marinate together like I'm seasoning a new cast iron skillet.
Witch grimoire aesthetic

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just girly things