Recently, Iāve had this funny image pop into my head that every time Batman encounters a young child while on patrol, his own kids pop out of nowhere and start serenading him with their original parody of āMan in Finance.ā
Batman approaches a young childā¦
Dick: Heās looking for a brand new Robinā¦
Jason: Orphanā¦
Tim: Black Hairā¦
Cass: Blue eyesā¦
Bruce groans to himself and Damian just glares at them.














