Give The Baby Cuddles

Bruce: smoked in college socially, occasionally will smoke while undercover. He has a high tolerance so it takes a lot to get him high even though he doesn't smoke often. Makes him relaxed and social, but also makes him super sleepy. When he indulges he tends to sleep for 12+ hours afterwards.

Alfred: The only way he is able to cope with his life is weed. He does a very good job hiding it, but he enjoys a cup of "medicinal" tea throughout the day to help him keep his cool and not constantly be worried about his son and grandchildren. It also helps with his arthritis.

Dick: Loves weed but is convinced Bruce and Alfred wouldn't approve (they both know anyway). Part of why he chilled out so much as Nightwing. Very hard to be angry at the world and your dad when you can pop a mango flavored edible and do backflips on the rooftops. Had a bad period after Jason's death where he was really overindulging and greening out often. He got it under control and now tends to just stick to a once week smoke session with some pals or popping an edible to sleep every so often.

Jason: Drugs are bad. Like people assume he's cool with weed but he will come down just as hard on someone selling weed to kids as he would meth. He's aware it has medicinal uses and lets it slide for adults, but he would never touch the stuff. He's a little curious about it, but his trauma makes it hard for him to take a Tylenol, much less weed.

Tim: Tried it once at a party but it gave him bad paranoia. He tried it again later with his team and had a slightly better experience but since everybody else was immune to the effects he didn't bother to try it again. If someone offered while he was in a safe, controlled environment he would probably go for it but the chances of that happening are so low they might as well be nonexistent.

Steph: She stole her dad's vape pen and uses it when she's feeling stressed. Mainly makes her relaxed and get the munchies. She likes to treat herself every so often with a new vape cartridge followed by a huge meal at Batburger.

Cass: Doesn't like weed because it dulls her senses and makes it even harder for her to communicate. Tried it once with Steph and tried to like it but it freaked her out too bad. However she loves hanging out with people who are high, she thinks they're very funny and likes that their words match better with their body.

Damian: Was horrified when he caught Dick taking an edible and had to have a very awkward and slightly confusing talk about it while Dick was trying to explain and justify as much as possible before it kicked in. Was still against it afterwards but found he enjoyed high!Dick a lot (lots of cuddling and talking about how Damian was the best). At a party he bluffed that he had smoked before to seem cool and ended up calling Dick to pick him up. Makes him very emotional but also amps up his creativity. The drawing he did under the influence was so good it infuriated him and made him worry he would have to do drugs to unlock his true potential.

Barbara: She never really thought much of weed until after she was paralyzed. A doctor actually recommended trying it to help with pain and muscles spasms. For awhile she tried to avoid using any pain medicine at all due to worrying it would cloud her mind, but she after some chats with the birds of prey she came around to the fact that being in pain can also cloud the mind. She now has a very impressive dab rig that she designed herself and uses to dose exactly and buys strains that that focus more on the body than the mind. Dick once tried a hit and despised it because he felt mentally sober but bodily high and ended up couch locked.

Jim Gordon: Smoke in college, stopped in the police academy, then started back up for a while when he started to become disillusioned by the force. He disapproved of Barbie's use but only because he felt obligated to disapprove of it. He came around quick though. Barbie bought him a vape for Father's Day and he occasionally uses it after a hard day.

Harley Quinn: She's smoking right now. Never buys her own weed. Preaches on the benefits of marijuana frequently. Judges people for wearing weed apparel but also owns three different pairs of weed pun sleep shirts.

Poison Ivy: Grows her own weed perfectly tapered to her desires. She has a strain for sleep, relaxation, and for dealing with post battle pain. Does not share her weed. Knows she could grow weed suited perfectly to Barbie's needs and actively chooses not to. Once she started dating Harley she started growing a new patch specifically for her to stop her from stealing from her other plants. Will occasionally sell weed for extra money but she only works with dealers she's vetted ahead of time.

Joker: Doesn't do drugs. He may be a crazed monster but he has his own morals. Was genuinely shocked when he found Harley smoking and made her quit entirely while they were together.

Catwoman: She rolls her own blunts and use a super fancy antique roach clip she stole from a museum to smoke them. Her favorite way to unwind is to have a smoke then cuddle with her cats while her favorite music plays. Doesn't smoke socially but has occasionally played puff-puff-pass with Batsy after he's sent his robin(s) to bed, often followed by some late night cuddlin'.

Thalia: Doesn't smoke because she worries she'd be taken out the minute she lets her guard down. Also if she wanted to indulge in illicit substances then she has access to way better drugs to do so with.

Ras al Ghul: He doesn't remember his original stance on drugs and so avoids them. He switches up on it. Sometimes he'll accept payment made in marijuana or pay someone in it. You would surprised out how much work you can get an assassin to do for a pound of weed.

Superman: He's immune. Got to enjoy for a little while in high school and liked it well enough. Kind of misses it now but it's a lot of effort to expose himself to kryptonite just to be under the influence. Sometimes will pretend he can get high because he has a mischievous soul under all his do-gooderness.

Kon/Conner: Luther specifically encoded the inability to get high in his genes otherwise he would become the greatest stoner on earth.

Lex: He has no desire to cause "harm" to his brain in any way shape or form. Has mandatory bimonthly drug checks in all his companies and a strict non-tolerance policy. Has been sued eight times for repeatedly firing people for testing positive due to prescribed medication. Despite this he made millions off the opioid crisis.

Lois: She doesn't indulge but she also doesn't judge people for indulging. Doesn't really think about it, she's got better things to do then relax.

Jon: Is immune due to his kryptonian biology. Clark sat down with him and told him he had a small period where he could get high and while he wouldn't usually allow it Jon can feel free to pursue mind altering substances since they're not sure whether being half-kryptonian will prevent him from experiencing them once he's at a legal age (it did). He was curious and actually requested to try it, so Clark got him some and tried to make it a fun experience (funny movie, lots of snacks, good music, etc.). Jon enjoyed it but decided that his enjoyment came more from spending time with his dad than being high and ultimately decided he was fine being "stuck" sober for life.

Kara: Has a piece of kryptonite in a lead-lined safe specifically for when she wants to get high on earth weed. She also sometimes has the fortress of solitude synthesize kryptonian weed which is similar but totally different. Has no idea Kal doesn't know about the kryptonian drugs.

Lena: She does coke and that's it. She found the perfect drug and felt no desire to pursue anything else. Is convinced she's not an addict because she uses it "appropriately" (aka staying up for 72 hours to work at her company and pursue her other hobbies) and could stop whenever she wanted.

The little stone rocky had from adrian was literally in his arm, and it made me think about Grace getting a stone like that from Rocky, which lead to me wondering if Grace could have it in his skin somehow. Earrings. Earrings would be perfect for this.

I was ALSO thinking about Rocky’s celebration outfit- who’s to say Grace can’t have something similar? Celebration jewellery for the local alien! Earrings that dangle and make pretty sounds when Grace moves.

They deserve only good things.

Liu Qingge stands no chance!

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