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do you ever just want to grab someone and scream “GOD I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH” in their faces

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA drastically lower your standards

I will never not reblog this. 

this is also what it feels like to be a multishipper

when your friend says someone was checking you out, you’re like, “maybe he’s wondering what breed i am and how i escaped from the zoo”

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think 

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation

I just fell out of my damn chair these are fantastic

carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

wow other people feel this