This Is Utter Shit But Ok

Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life

Concept: Donald Trump is turned into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! 

*velma voice* kinkies!!

how do you delete a post

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

my kink is being home alone

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time

lmao I love this show. the jokes were always right on time 😂

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Try to find copies without the laugh track. That show is completely different and amazing without it.

PRAISE THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch