Little Storm Cloud

if i don’t make silly noises every day i will die

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

sorry for being lovable and cute & sweet. AND adorable. 

why does no one worship the moon anymore? feel like thats a mistake. its pretty big i think. bigger than all of us.

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

Animals when they do a little huff after they lie down next to you… that’s what life’s all about baby

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended