In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is

let me embarrass myself online in peace

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud