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Have you ever read Alan Ginsberg's 'Howl?'

Because if anyone knew the thoughts I'm having about you, I'd definitely be found guilty of obscenity

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Have you read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair?

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Have you read Mary Shelly's Frankenstein?

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Have you read Great Expectations?

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Excuse me miss, have you ever read Babe?

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Excuse me sir, have you read Fantastic Mr. Fox?

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Excuse me miss, have you read Pinocchio?

Because I'd like to see you put on a donkey show.

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