Hummingbird queen

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

That anon. Pushed. My best friend. Over the edge. She took her own life around November 14th, 2013. I never sobbed so hard in my life because no matter the effort we put in to try and save her from the brink it was no use. I felt guilty for years because I couldn’t do anything more. I don’t even have closure, even after these years.

Bottom line: Do. Not. Send. Anon. Hate.

Not as a joke. Not if you are being serious. Never. There’s no reason. I don’t care.

Washboard – Tumblr Savior for mobile devices

Hello, Tumblr! Over the last few months I’ve been working on a project that brings keyword blacklisting to mobile devices, and it’s finally ready for the public. If you’re not familiar, Tumblr Savior is a browser extension that allows users to hide posts containing certain keywords or tags. It works great for desktops, but it can’t be used on phones or tablets, and the official Tumblr apps don’t offer any alternatives.

That’s where Washboard steps in: just sign in with Tumblr, import your blacklist from Tumblr Savior, and start browsing! Washboard also features infinite scrolling, a “Safe Mode” toggle that hides images, and a few other features that make mobile browsing as painless as possible.

Hey guys,

If you haven’t heard by now, tumblr’s market value has apparently gone down, and while it might not be the end of the world, people are still worried that tumblr might permanently shut down. 

In my experience, tumblr is the largest hub of the Ladybug fandom. It’s the optimal platform for fan content sharing and sorting at present. However, if push comes to shove, I’d like to see this fandom regroup at some point. I too am mostly based on tumblr, but for ML I have several other accounts that I’ll use to spread news and generally fangirl.

Let me break it down to you: alternative Miraculous Ladybug fan spaces.

The Wiki: probably the most easily accessible because it already has regular contributors and can host official information. My username here is Oakydoke.

The Fanon Wiki: for those of you with Miraculous OCs, don’t forget to check out the fanon wiki. 

ML Fan Forum: a forum set up for discussion; not popular right now, but we could definitely change that, even if tumblr doesn’t close. My username here is Ladyblog.

mlsubbing’s chatroom: for one-off discussions, fun at new episode premieres. My username here is Ladyblog. 

Twitter: whatever happens to tumblr, Thomas, Winny and the official Twitter will be there for you. My username here is @ParcEnCiel.

Reddit: potential for discussion and memes, not the best for fanart but it’s still possible. My username here is Oakydoke.

DeviantArt: I’m not on dA, but I assume that it’s a good place to start a community for the fanart producers! I could be wrong, but it does have the technical foundations there. 

4chan: not the most highly recommended of sites, but those people are resourceful, so it does have potential when looking for fandom info and can host mild (anonymous) discussion. Note that it is VERY NSFW, so please only go there if you expect the absolute worst from the Internet.

Fandom Map: don’t forget irl miraculers! Its inclusion here is more of a signal boost than a suggestion, but seriously, safe meetups can be fun.

MiraSub’s episodes: again, not a fandom space, but bookmark this! It would be really awful to lose before season 2 came out. 

If you’re a minor and you’re being attacked, bullied, harassed, or whatever, especially by users (Since all you can really do is block anons), tumblr has a specific page to report that behavior.

Bullying minors is against tumblr’s terms of service. So is posting anything relating to minors that is sexually suggestive or violent. It’s very specific langauge: It doesn’t have to be explicitly depicting a minor, it has to be relating to minors. If it’s sexual or violent and relates to minors, it is against tumblr’s terms of service.

Tumblr is actually pretty good at responding to these complaints (Which might be surprising since tumblr staff and non-responsiveness go together like nothing else). I’ve reported issues in the past and seen the posts with the problem removed in under forty-eight hours

But really, if you’re a minor and there is someone who is bothering you, you can report them for doing that.

This is the specific language from Tumblr’s terms of service/community guidelines (As of 2016-06-23):

What Tumblr is not for:

Harm to Minors. Be thoughtful when posting anything involving a minor. Don’t post or solicit anything relating to minors that is sexually suggestive or violent. Don’t bully minors, even if you are one. Being a teenager is complicated enough without the anxiety, sadness, and isolation caused by bullying.

And this is where you can report that behavior: https://www.tumblr.com/abuse/minors

You’ve waited, you’ve wondered, and now here it is! The official trailer for Miraculous Rain! Who are you most excited to romance?

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

No

Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

anyone who reblogs Eva’s post from now until July 8th will get an AUTOMATIC FOLLOW from me! (except porn blogs! i wont make that mistake a 2nd time!!)

Eva is SO CLOSE to her goal \(^o^)/

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.