The Littlest Sin Beast

This scene changed my life

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

op are there any updates on todd?

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

It’s that time of year again

A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored

@sodomymcscurvylegs

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the wags on the way down

WHAT A GOOD DOG

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

^ i was about to comment pretty much the same thing. there’s loads of fun dog sports that becoming more and more accessible for pure bred and pedigreed dogs as well as shelter dogs/mixed breeds. give your dog a job if you can and channel it’s instincts. they’ll be healthier physically and mentally. 

in my car at 4 am in nothing but my underwear, eating an entire bag of cherries i stole from walmart

what lorde song is this

Fucking remember his name. He’s the literal good guy with a gun you conservatives keep talking about and he was gunned down.