literature and stuffs

Alternately: The Rite of Spring

Glad to know that because I identify as demigender I don't exist. That because I float from andro to femme I can't be accepted by the LGBT community.

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

At some point every parent has quit wiping their child’s butt and hoped for the best.

Tbh it’s amazing how many people work with horses on a daily basis and still get offended when they hear other owners calling their horses funny names, like they think the horse can understand and knows they’re being called “dick head” or something

I call my horse"fat cow" and “piece of shit” like 10000 times a day.

Syn’s name may as well be “you fucker”

Little bitch, bigger bitch, and you asshole

Dick wad, butt cheek, ass wipe

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

When you realise you aren’t actually interested in music theory, history or anything else that isn’t performing but you don’t even like performing by yourself so why the fuck do you even like music hahaha

Lmao the bear is like “bitch”

#teambear

me at a gay club

I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.

Bet money he won’t be on the news.

You know better

And you know why he won’t be on the news

God bless this man

How many people drove past her? Man.

^^^