Classical Music Jokes

When publishers puT BAR NUMBERS AT THE START OF EVERY LINE SO I DONT HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR 20 MIN COUNTING LIKE IM IN PRIMARY SCHOOL AGAIN, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD JWPEPPER

reblog if you can read this inspiring message

She plays the double bass

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY but yEAH. GUYS. FRANZ LISZT’S VOICE IS OUT THERE ON WAX CYLINDER AND I AM FREAKING OUT OKAY LIKE. I was gonna type this out as I was listening to him but i couldn’t because holy shit his voice is everything I could ever wish for I swear I could feel myself melting in my chair. It’s really hard to hear because wax cylinder recordings are all crackly and shit but Liszt’s voice has this really chocolatey, buttery quality to it, like his piano hands are caressing your vocal cords as he speaks. g o d.  G O D. It’s as though he came back to life and is seducing people all over again.

Key: *changes* Me: WHAT IN MODULATION